Thursday, December 30, 2004

My First TV Script

HUMAN WRITES
“The Arm Fart”

CAST
DR. JOHNNY FEVER..............Daniel Evans
HOT WIFE............................Hot Wife
WEAK-BLADDERED DOG......Weak-Bladdered Dog

ACT ONE

SCENE ONE

INT. BATHROOM - DAY
[SCENE: DR. JOHNNY FEVER IS IN THE SHOWER. HOT WIFE IS BRUSHING HER TEETH NEARBY AT THE SINK. WEAK-BLADDERED DOG IS SITTING AT HOT WIFE’S FEET, WAITING FOR HER TO DROP SOME TOOTHPASTE ON THE FLOOR SO SHE CAN LAP IT UP.]

DR. JOHNNY FEVER: [shouting slightly to be heard over Hot Wife’s Sonicare toothbrush] How about this one? [puts his hand under his arm and does a chunky-sounding arm fart]

HOT WIFE: [stops brushing for a moment] Nah... too conservative. [resumes brushing]

DR. JOHNNY FEVER: OK, how about this one? [puts hand under arm again, omits a slightly longer and much louder arm fart]

HOT WIFE: [stops brushing for a moment] Better, but not quite perfect. [resumes brushing]

DR. JOHNNY FEVER: Alright, check this one out... [rattles the shower door with a calamitous arm fart long and loud enough to set off car alarms in the street outside]

HOT WIFE: [drops toothbrush] Fuckin’ A, Dr. Fever! Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about!

DR. JOHNNY FEVER: Great. There’s just one problem, honey.

HOT WIFE: What?

DR. JOHNNY FEVER: That one wasn’t my arm. It was my ass.

WEAK-BLADDERED DOG: Arf!

END

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